When you’re wandering (sometimes aimlessly, sometimes with a particular mission), around the internet, you will inevitably be bombarded with a slew of headlines and video titles. Some of these headlines are efficient and transparent, quickly telling you what you are about to read once you click through. They take a legitimate and journalistic approach to bringing readers in. There are other headlines, however, which will use manipulation to make readers feel supernaturally compelled to read the full article. This isn’t necessarily a new phenomenon. A tease is a tease. Don’t we all remember watching primetime television (back when people couldn’t […]
A Good Pick-up Line and a Good CTA Are Pretty Much the Same Thing
When you’re trying to inspire engagement on your site, you want to implement the best practices to encourage further interaction, right? Right. Because if that’s not what you’re doing, then you should probably keep your thoughts in a private Hello Kitty journal on your nightstand instead of on the interwebs. And the best way to inspire a response is a well-crafted Call to Action (CTA). So, how does one go about crafting the perfect CTA? Well, think about your CTA like a good pick-up line; if executed correctly, you’ll get the reaction you’re hoping for. However, if poorly executed, you […]
Top 5 DOs and DON’Ts When Selecting an Online Password
In a day and age when the Target and Michael’s credit card fraud incidents are happening, you would think that we would all be on high alert when it comes to protecting our personal information. And yet, let’s take a look at Splashdata.com’s list of the 25 worst passwords of 2013: Seems like far too many people still go the “Spaceballs” approach to security, using the number an idiot might have as a combination on his luggage. You really don’t need to do much phishing here to guess most of this list. So how should you pick your WordPress password and avoid […]
Comments from the Peanut Gallery
Stand-up comedian—and newly minted mommy-blogger—gives some advice (based on experience) on how to comment like a grown up. Back in the days of yore, or vaudeville as the case may be, the peanut gallery referred to those who sat in the “cheap seats.” They were the hecklers, the rowdy bunch, the group who would throw food at the performers…usually the cheapest snack, peanuts. Unfortunately, now with the blogosphere a-booming and instant access to practically every person’s thought the minute they think it, the peanut gallery has leapt out of the cheap seats and onto our blogs. And their taunting comments […]
50 Shades of Online Joke Theft
With all this talk about forking this past week I must have come up with about a thousand jokes (most involving spooning leading to forking). Unfortunately, discussing source code and software packages aren’t the typical topics of convo at the comedy clubs, so most of my friends thought I was just plain cuckoo… and, well, I probably am. And for all of you WordPress folks, I won’t torture you… I’ve already stuck a fork in my forking jokes. But I will offer you a Woo-free article to enjoy today. It is the weekend for Pete’s sake. Let’s laugh a little! […]
How to Lose Friends and Create Enemies Online
Have you ever thought to yourself… “Self, I have far too many friends; I would like to lose some but I don’t know how!” Or how about, “Ya know what my life is lacking? An arch nemesis!” And maybe you don’t feel like confronting your now-friends and soon-to-be enemies in person, so what better place to come avatar-to-avatar or remain completely anonymous in your quest to make others cry … than the internet! Become the Food Foe If you have friends who talk a lot about their dietary restrictions (whether by choice or for health reasons) i.e.: being vegan, kosher, […]
What’s So Funny?
Hollywood comedy writer Jessica Glassberg investigates what makes us LOL. By Jessica Glassberg | July 22, 2013 What is funny online? Since the time that some caveman laughed at another caveman’s drawing of a third caveman with a penis coming out of his forehead and a fourth caveman grunted, “I don’t get it,” there has been analysis over what is funny. I could probably write a doctoral-worthy thesis in an attempt to explain the question, “What is comedy?” Yes, I did just tell a dick joke followed by the phrase “doctoral-worthy thesis.” For now, let’s concentrate on comedy on the web. […]
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